Hi there! President von Schweetz at your service! Wanna race? Sweet! Just know I'll beat ya! I've got this thing called pixlexia, but that doesn't stop me from being the coolest and fastest Sugar Rush racer EVER!

Looking for yours truly? I make my humble abode in Diet Cola Mountain. It's a bit messed up from that stupid cy-bug invasion, but it's nice and cozy, and just right for lil' ole me!

Oh, and uh, if ya see Ralph around - big guy, freakishly large hands, always wrecking stuff.. - tell him he's a stinkbrain for me, will ya?

Well I gotta go - Sour Head's bugging me to do some boring presidential stuff... TOODLES!

~~~~~~~~~~Member of Magical Disney Roleplay~~~~~~~~~~
everyone here says i'm just a mistake

Sooo, I just messaged MDRP. My muse has kinda died, and I feel like there’s someone out there who can give this little racer more love than me, so I’m afraid I’ve dropped Vanellope.. Sorry to everyone I had threads with - I love you all dearly.<3

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(( Haha, yeahh - I guess so&#8230; That magic anon is ruthless.. I wonder who&#8217;s sending them&#8230;? ))
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Magic anon says you're pregnant

Vanellope began to giggle. “Pregnant?! Isn’t that the thing where you get all fat and start whining all the time until you poop out a baby?” The little girl crossed her arms. “Yeahh.. Sorry, gray face.. but I’m pretty sure that only happens to old ladies..”

The Wrecking Crew by KileyBeecher
Two Great Friends, One Amazing Movie by Blue-Paint-Sea
My Stinkbrain Ralph by Lydi-Lydi
Wreck it Ralph by Royaba
Not Short Just Funsized by jennymstead